stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can vaginas get frostbite?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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