The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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