so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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