i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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