Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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