If that was your dad, he is hot
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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