Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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