This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
no, he came in my armpit
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just gargled with NyQuil
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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