is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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