yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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