There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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