I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
this just has baby written all over it
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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