I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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