butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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