Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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