I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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