Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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