i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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