i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
He kissed a someone with a penis
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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