Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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