problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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