So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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