doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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