I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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