i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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