No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
