I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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