***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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