i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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