I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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