Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
