I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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