CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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