i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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