We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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