She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I believe in your delicious
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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