This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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