Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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