if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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