She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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