if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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