I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize