we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Holy sore nipples Batman
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