I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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Oh Jesus.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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