How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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