Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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