Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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