They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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