Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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