i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
True college students do jello shots in the library
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