Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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