Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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