FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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