it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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