When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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